Mar 17 2009
Smell Yo Dick! by Riskay
Wow. If you haven’t heard Smell Yo Dick by Riskay, you’re in for quite a treat.
Although I’m sure Riskay is a talented young lady, this song is offensive on many different and complex levels. Apparently Riskay is suspicious of her lover who is sneaking out of the house and coming in at 5 in the morn’. Her crafty way of finding out if he’s cheating on her? “Drop yo boxers an let me smell yo dick!”.
Even though she “done text his bitch ass” Riskay’s boyfriend “ain’t respondin to nuthin.” This makes me wonder: why’s he coming home at 5 in the morn’? I’m about to ask him to remove his boxers so I can take a whiff of his penis myself. Oh, and if smells like its been inside another woman I might just “get mad and pull out my nine.” He’ll be sorry.
It gets better though. Riskay’s boyfriend gets a chance to respond…in rap form:
“Smell my dick? Wait a minute hold up
That’s how a bitch get’er eye swole’up
And I don’t give a damn wat your homegirl seen
When I was in the club, what the fuck u mean
They ain’t got no bisnuz, eyein’ me like dat
You ain’t got no bisnuz, tryin me like dat
I wasn’t even feelin Diamond like dat
I was wilin’, but I wunt clownin like dat”
Oh…I see. Riskay better be careful incase she get’er eye swole’up. The main problem with this song is that I know there is at least one teenager out there who thinks this is a real song. He/she might even think it’s a good song.
I’m going to go have a shower.
Sincerely,
BW.
- The Emotional Flower’s CryIn modern times, people have sought ways to cultivate, buy, wear, or otherwise be around flowers and blooming plants, partly because of their agreeable appearance and smell. Around the world, people use flowers for a wide range
- dick enlargement
- Retrofying Yo’self…
- I know you like to think your *bleep* don’t stank, but lean a lil bit closer and roses really smell like…
- Stop and Smell the Roses….
