Feb 07 2009
Is Hinder the worst band ever? My sources say yes.
If you’ve never heard of a band called Hinder, than you should consider yourself lucky.
I first heard this band with their single, Lips of an Angel, off of their debut album: Extreme Behavior. I have to admit that I could taste puke in my mouth during the first chorus. This song is just awful.
But how about that album title? These guys are obviously bad-asses (see ridiculous band photo), but they’re not afraid of showing their sensitive side!
The rest of the songs on that turd they call an album were just terrible. I would go so far as saying that it’s a disgrace to music. If you’ve ever heard this band I’m sure you would agree.
But wait! Unfortunately this band didn’t give up after the first try…they actually wrote a new album. It has another uber-serious title: Take it to the Limit. That’s right, these overly styled pansies are taking it right to the limit…not just half way…alllll the way to the limit! Now that’s what I call bad-ass.
Apparently this album has sold over 80,000 copies. This leads me to believe that there are at least 80,000 people who are dumb enough to think that this is real music. This is what society has come to, and it’s a shame really.
Luckily for those of you who want the maximum amount of bad music in one night, Hinder is embarking on a tour with Motley Crue and Theory of a Deadman. Why can I hear “the day the music died…” playing in my head right now?
If you have any sense at all, you will never listen to Hinder. Luckily, I’m sure we won’t have to suffer through this much longer. Once they take their extreme behavior too far past the limit it will all be over. Thank god…
Sincerely,
BW.
You really dont know what you are talking about.
Oh I beg to differ.
hinder is amazing.
i hate when bigots blog.
“hinder is amazing.”
i hate when liars comment.
I would have to agree. Do we really need more cock rock bands like Hinder? I guess the “Hipsters” need bands to worship too.
What’s funnier is that I got a press release on hinder this morning and in the headline it said something in the line of “Legendary Rock Band Hinder”, and I thought; when did they become a legend? That title is saved for bands like Zeppelin, Pink Floyd and Judas Priest…not Hinder.
The one song I love is BETTER THAN ME
The two options are that the guy who wrote this is actually pretty clever and only wrote this to get a rise out of people (which would be pretty funny) or he is an ignorant and egotistical ass hole who thinks that his opinion is the only one in the universe that matters. If it’s the first then i want to give him props. If it’s the latter i want to say that him and the person who agreed with him are idiots. First, to the dude who agreed, it’s not fair to compare hinder, let alone any band to the likes of Floyd or Zeppelin. Just because they aren’t the best ever doesn’t mean that they aren’t good. At least they are a breath of fresh air with their somewhat unique vocals and what not. They are also about the closest modern band there is to the legends of old and it’s nice for some people who get tired of listening to the same albums repeatedly and wishing it was the 70’s again to hear something new. I hate when people are as worthless as the two of you and think it makes them important if they bash things as nationally favored as hinder. I’m not a big fan of classical music but i don’t deny the musical genius behind it.