Jan 22 2009
The truth about Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.
I have a serious issue with these two newlyweds. To my surprise, I find myself more irritated by Pete.
After all, Ashlee’s music came and went fairly quickly, but Fall Out Boy is here to stay (kill me).
If you happen to see the front cover of a certain magazine, you will be blinded by Pete’s dumb-ass pants…not to mention his dumb-ass pose. I will gladly overlook an annoying image to hear some good music, but Fall Out Boy has nothing to offer in that department.
This begs the question: why do I still remember Ashlee Simpson’s name? Is it the same reason I knew it in the first place? (Jessica). No, its because her and her moronic husband are plastered on every magazine, website, and TV in North America.
Ooh, they love each other! Ooh, they got married! Does anyone actually care? I wonder what craaazy thing they’ll come up with next…a baby? Oh dear god…
So what’s the truth about Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz? Absolutely nothing. They’re as fake as they come.
I just hope that one day they will go away.
Sincerely,
BW.
Pete actually gave a great interview on Howard Stern. Howard knows how to make otherwise boring people interesting. The usual lame celebrity interviewers don’t ask anything that isn’t on their interviewee’s publicist’s list of things they’re allowed to ask. Howard will turn down interviews where there’s anything he’s not allowed to ask. And that’s why we now know that Pete and Ashley regularly enjoy anal sex. Baba booey!
I don’t even like hearing about them at all…the fact that they have anal sex is just irrelevant. Baba booey indeed!
Thanks for the comment though!