Bw’s Blog

Dear Girlicious,

I know that you’re all quite young, so you shouldn’t take all of the blame, but you’re old enough to know better.

I didn’t enjoy watching your moronic reality show, but for some reason I couldn’t quite look away. The end result is…well…it’s just awful.

To be blunt: you have to stop what you are doing. You are recklessly hurting millions of ears all over North America, and you are corrupting souls everywhere. I know that you know deep down what you are doing is wrong.

Your song, appropriately titled Stupid Shit, is one of the worst sounds I’ve ever heard. The fact that people embrace your music is just scary. For the sake of these idiots, you must stop making music.

Also, (I can’t believe I’m saying this) you should stop taking your clothes off on TV. Kids are exposed to your videos, and you dance around stripping down to your underwear? Come on. Save that shit for the strip clubs…where you belong.

So please Girlicious, call it a day.

Sincerely,

 BW.

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