Jan 10 2009
5 Musicians most likely to condemn Israeli attacks on Gaza.
Here’s a quick list of the five musicians who are most likely to be opposed to Israeli attacks on Gaza, or who will just speak out against them for publicity. Enjoy.
5. Coldplay - I bet they’re pretty pissed off that Israel isn’t trading fairly with Gaza. Once that’s sorted out, Coldplay will back down.
4. Britney Spears - She recently released a new album, which is chocked full of awful songs. This means that once people realize how crappy her music is, they will need encouragement to listen to her music. I know it’s a long shot, but if someone asks her the right questions, I just know she’ll put her foot in her mouth. Lucky for Brit, her fans are likely to be too stupid to tire of her music.
3. The Dixie Chicks - Sure,they ran into some trouble the last time they spoke openly about their political views, but that was over the war in Iraq. This time it should be okay, because the US army isn’t directly involved…right? I have a feeling that these girls are dying to protest something.
2. Neil Young - It seems like Neil Young is always upset about something. A political radical since day one, the older he gets, the angrier he becomes. This is typical of aging men.
1. Matisyahu - I know what you’re thinking…NO WAY. But since the hype around Matisyahu has died down a bit, it would be a huge shock for him to speak against his religious homeland right? Marketing genius!!
